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How to Get a Japanese Girlfriend



Chris Broad, a (sort of) famous Youtuber who makes videos about Japan, posted one a while back about how to date Japanese girls. It's a really funny video that I think is worth a watch, but if it's too long for you (12 minutes), here's the essence of his dating advice...

To get a Japanese girlfriend you need to:

  • Be American (or Australian, Irish, French)
  • Be a gentleman
  • Be funny
  • Be kind
  • Have a big back
  • Have at least one big vein popping out of one of your forearms (70% of Japanese girls agree)
  • Have a sharp chin
Your chances also improve if you:
  • Know some Japanese (just basic stuff and some vocabulary are okay)
  • Use pick up lines involving dolphins and dinosaurs
  • Ask them to teach you Japanese
Hope this helps you (somehow?) on your next trip to Japan!

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